DEREK JOHNSON CLEANS

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Derek Johnson

Derek Johnson

From the Reels

20+ yrs cleaning homes

Launch edition · 2026

80 exact cleaning recipes from the videos

Kitchen grease, bathtub mold, rusty tools, driveway weeds — ratios, safety notes, and a mess→recipe index so you're done hunting screenshots.

“I'm not selling you a spray bottle — I'm showing you what's already under your sink.”

— Derek
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From the same mixes in the Reels — exact ratios, sit times, surface safety.

80 exact recipes for kitchen grease, bathtub mold, outdoor weeds, rust, grill, and more — with a mess→recipe index so you're done hunting screenshots.

  • 80 phone-friendly recipes across every room
  • Exact amounts + sit times — not “a little vinegar”
  • Use on / Don’t use on every card (protect stone & metal)
  • Instant download link emailed after checkout

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Instant download

PDF link emailed right after purchase — start a recipe tonight.

Exact ratios

Amounts, sit times, and what not to use it on — every card.

30-day refund

Not useful? Email us. Full refund, no hoops.

How it works

From purchase to your first mix in under 5 minutes

1

Buy the book

Secure Stripe checkout. Optional Fridge Pack if you want the door cheat sheet.

2

Open your email

Download link lands in your inbox. No app. No account setup.

3

Mix tonight

Pick the mess that bothers you most — grease, mold, weeds — follow the card.

What's inside

80 recipes across 12 sections — one job per page, built like a field guide. Plus a shopping list, safety card, and mess→recipe index.

Kitchen

Grease paste, air fryer, stovetop, burnt pans, boards

18

Bath

Mold, grout, tub rings, shower glass, soap scum

12

Outdoor

Driveway weeds, patio, grill grates, furniture

8

Laundry

Stain pre-treat, borax, yellowed pillows, odor

6

Floors & Surfaces

Hardwood, granite-safe, wood polish, carpet

6

Extras

Pillows, mattress, trash cans, sneaker soles

6

Rust & Metal

Rust paste, wheels, cast iron, chrome fixtures

5

Glass & Mirrors

Streak-free windows, stainless, hard water

4

Garage & Tools

Rust soak, oil spots, foggy headlights, copper

4

Pet & Kids

Pet urine, crayon walls, ant bait, dog bed

4

Seasonal Deep Clean

Oven overnight, showerhead, mattress, washer

4

Odors & Air

Fabric freshener, disposal, linen spray

3

Inside the pages

Large type. One recipe per card. Print or phone.

Recipe card: Grease Paste

Recipe card format

Ingredients, steps, use on / don't use on, when this fails

How to use the book

Step-by-step methods

Clear numbered steps. No guessing. Print-friendly.

Stop hunting screenshots

Screenshot chaos

You saved the Reel. Now it's buried. Was it 1 cup or 1 tbsp?

Wasted money

$9 sprays for what $0.40 of baking soda does — if you have the ratio.

One book. Done.

80 recipes. Indexed by mess. Print it or phone it. Tonight.

Before you buy

Is this actually for you?

I'd rather you skip it than buy the wrong thing and ask for your money back.

Get it if…

  • You've saved my videos and can never find the right one when the mess is in front of you
  • You want exact amounts and sit times — not “add some vinegar”
  • You'd rather mix what's under the sink than buy another $12 bottle that does one job
  • You want something you can print and hand to a spouse or teenager

Skip it if…

  • You want one magic bottle. These are mixes — about 60 seconds of measuring.
  • You won't spot-test stone or read the “don't use on” line. Some of these will damage marble.
  • You're after commercial or industrial cleaning protocols. This is a home book.
  • You want a printed book in the mail. This is a PDF you download.

Why not just…

Store cleanersSaved ReelsThis book
Cost$8–15 / bottleFree (but lost)$9.95 once
Exact ratiosN/AOften missingEvery recipe
Find it fastUnder the sinkScroll foreverMess→recipe index
Surface safetyRead the labelTrial & errorOn every card

Perfect if you:

  • Commented a word on Derek's Reels and want the full recipe
  • Want to stop buying $9 sprays for $0.40 of baking soda
  • Need exact ratios — not “a little bit”
  • Want one printout instead of 80 saved videos
  • Care what's safe on granite vs tile vs metal

Not for you if:

  • You want a cleaning memoir or lifestyle advice
  • You're looking for car detailing or upholstery
  • You prefer buying pre-made sprays
  • You already have a system that works

30-day money-back guarantee

Try it. If it's not useful, get your money back.

Download it. Use a recipe. If it doesn't save you time or money within 30 days, email us and we'll refund you within 1 business day. No questions.

This is a new release, so buyer reviews aren't up here yet — that's exactly why it's $9.95 instead of $19.00, and why the 30 days are on me and not on you.

Derek Johnson

From Derek

Not selling you another bottle

People kept asking for exact ratios and sit times from the videos — so I put 80 recipes in one book with amounts, safety notes, and an index by mess. Every mix in here I've tested on camera.

Questions before you buy

Is this just the same tips from the Reels?

You get the exact ratios from the videos — plus safety notes, shopping list, and a full mess→recipe index so you're not hunting screenshots. The videos show it working; the book gives you the complete method.

How do I get the PDF after I buy?

Instant email delivery. Within about a minute of checkout you'll get an email with download links. No account, no app — just a PDF on your phone or printer.

What's the refund policy?

30-day no-questions refund. If it's not useful, email us — we process refunds within 1 business day, usually same day.

Will it work on my phone?

Yes. Large type, one recipe per card, US Letter size. Print it for the fridge or keep it on your phone.

Do I need fancy ingredients?

No. Baking soda, vinegar, Dawn dish soap, hydrogen peroxide, salt — under $15 for the full kit from any store. Shopping list included.

Is it safe for granite / marble / natural stone?

Every recipe card tells you exactly what surfaces it's safe on and what to avoid. Vinegar-based mixes skip stone.

Is baking soda + vinegar actually useful?

Sometimes yes, sometimes it's theater. The book is honest — when the combo works and when it doesn't. No fake chemistry.

Can I share it with family?

Yes — print it, text it, put it on the fridge. Just don't resell or post it publicly.

Derek's Home Clean Book

80 exact cleaning recipes from the videos

Instant PDF · from $9.95 · 30-day refund

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